Lance Newman.
"STFU and L2P N00b. "
He may not be the sharpest tool in the draw, but what he lacks in brains, he makes up tenfold in heart. Little Lance Newman is a big softie, who loves his mum and dad. Noisy, bouncy and full of energy, Lance is the most cartoony of all the characters, as he bounces off walls, gets strangled by his crazy sister and goes on his mad adventures.
To his family, Lance can be annoying, pushy and a little over-sensitive, but they can’t help but love him.
Lance is in awe of Elise’s confidence and completely bewitched by her curious little ways. Beneath his cupboard he has a little shrine to her.
Lance would love to be closer to his father, but Mike thinks it’s not healthy for a boy to seek affection from his father like Lance does. When it comes to discipline, Mike adopts the tough love option with his young son.



